Al Qaeda Endores Bush for Re-Election : AZ IMC

Al Qaeda Bombers Endorse Bush

Terrorists Thank Allah For America's 'Holy Idiot'

POSTED: 11:19 a.m. EST March 18, 2004

CAIRO, Egypt -- An Islamic militant group claiming responsibility for
the train bombings in Spain endorsed a second term for President
George W. Bush yesterday, praising his "idiocy and religious
fanaticism," which the group said is helping to "wake up" the Islamic
world.

In the statement, the group praised Allah for raising up the perfect
leader to advance their cause, citing direct and plenary inspiration in
Bush's calling the War on Terror a "crusade," turning the stomach of the
entire world with constant lying and aggression, and placing
thousands of U.S. soldiers in hopeless battle positions in the heart of
the Middle East.

"Truly we are blessed," said Mullah Omar from his mountain hideout in
Afghanistan. "Never in our wildest imaginings could we have hoped
for a gift more precious than Bush. He is the poster boy of our
international movement." Even many Western analysts say that Bush's
"Operation Sitting Duck" in Iraq is providing cheap and accessible
apprenticeships for aspiring terrorists intending to graduate to targets

inside the U.S. after getting some local experience under their belt.

Islamic recruiters from Cairo to Western China say the phone has been
ringing off the wall since Bush launched his world domination
crusade. "I get no peace," complained a Moroccan recruiter. "All day
and far into the night it's the same thing, one desperate voice after
another begging to be allowed to help expel 'The Mother of all
Idiots.'" "I barely get a chance to see my family anymore."

Nevertheless, some recruiters are daring to speculate that Bush's
penchant for self-destruction may eventually make Al Qaeda terror
obsolete. "It's not hard to foresee a situation where Bush economic
policies will destroy the U.S. outright without the aid of a single
terrorist bombing," said Diaa Rashwan of the Institute For Suicide
Analysis in Islamabad. "At that point blowing up individual targets in
a
collapsing infrastructure won't make much sense."

Western terror experts are expressing concern over increasing
perceptions of Bush as the world's number one terrorist even among
non-Muslims. According to a recent Pew poll 94% of the world's
non-Muslim population rates Bush more destructive than the H-bomb. "At
least with the H-bomb, there is a way to dismantle it," said one
respondent. "But with Bush, the scale of disaster just keeps widening.
There's no end to it."

Al Qaeda's endorsement of Bush raises the intriguing possibility of its
sleeper cells in the U.S. campaigning for his election. With lots of
ready cash the organization may find that leafleting for the GOP is the
most cost-effective way to bring down the United States.
Apparently many Al Qaeda recruits are beginning to feel that the
self-hatred of the Republicans is more powerful than the purest streams
of anti-American loathing on their part. Since very few
self-respecting terrorists are prepared to admit they have superiors in
the hatred
department, this type of conclusion tends to be faced only gradually.

"It's a psychological barrier, a kind of denial mechanism," says
Psychiatrist John Blodgett at Johns Hopkins University. "Terrorists
pride
themselves on belonging to the most destructive and fearsome group in
the world. But this Bush gang is a nihilist's wet dream. No one
really compares to them in the power of their malevolence. Hard as it
is to face, more and more Al Qaeda members are reluctantly
beginning to admit it."

The obvious policy conclusion has been stated in the latest and shortest
video ever from Osama Bin Laden. "Four more years!"

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