Al Qaeda Endores Bush for Re-Election : AZ IMC

Al Qaeda Bombers Endorse Bush

Terrorists Thank Allah For America's 'Holy Idiot'

POSTED: 11:19 a.m. EST March 18, 2004

CAIRO, Egypt -- An Islamic militant group claiming responsibility for
the train bombings in Spain endorsed a second term for President
George W. Bush yesterday, praising his "idiocy and religious
fanaticism," which the group said is helping to "wake up" the Islamic
world.

In the statement, the group praised Allah for raising up the perfect
leader to advance their cause, citing direct and plenary inspiration in
Bush's calling the War on Terror a "crusade," turning the stomach of the
entire world with constant lying and aggression, and placing
thousands of U.S. soldiers in hopeless battle positions in the heart of
the Middle East.

"Truly we are blessed," said Mullah Omar from his mountain hideout in
Afghanistan. "Never in our wildest imaginings could we have hoped
for a gift more precious than Bush. He is the poster boy of our
international movement." Even many Western analysts say that Bush's
"Operation Sitting Duck" in Iraq is providing cheap and accessible
apprenticeships for aspiring terrorists intending to graduate to targets

inside the U.S. after getting some local experience under their belt.

Islamic recruiters from Cairo to Western China say the phone has been
ringing off the wall since Bush launched his world domination
crusade. "I get no peace," complained a Moroccan recruiter. "All day
and far into the night it's the same thing, one desperate voice after
another begging to be allowed to help expel 'The Mother of all
Idiots.'" "I barely get a chance to see my family anymore."

Nevertheless, some recruiters are daring to speculate that Bush's
penchant for self-destruction may eventually make Al Qaeda terror
obsolete. "It's not hard to foresee a situation where Bush economic
policies will destroy the U.S. outright without the aid of a single
terrorist bombing," said Diaa Rashwan of the Institute For Suicide
Analysis in Islamabad. "At that point blowing up individual targets in
a
collapsing infrastructure won't make much sense."

Western terror experts are expressing concern over increasing
perceptions of Bush as the world's number one terrorist even among
non-Muslims. According to a recent Pew poll 94% of the world's
non-Muslim population rates Bush more destructive than the H-bomb. "At
least with the H-bomb, there is a way to dismantle it," said one
respondent. "But with Bush, the scale of disaster just keeps widening.
There's no end to it."

Al Qaeda's endorsement of Bush raises the intriguing possibility of its
sleeper cells in the U.S. campaigning for his election. With lots of
ready cash the organization may find that leafleting for the GOP is the
most cost-effective way to bring down the United States.
Apparently many Al Qaeda recruits are beginning to feel that the
self-hatred of the Republicans is more powerful than the purest streams
of anti-American loathing on their part. Since very few
self-respecting terrorists are prepared to admit they have superiors in
the hatred
department, this type of conclusion tends to be faced only gradually.

"It's a psychological barrier, a kind of denial mechanism," says
Psychiatrist John Blodgett at Johns Hopkins University. "Terrorists
pride
themselves on belonging to the most destructive and fearsome group in
the world. But this Bush gang is a nihilist's wet dream. No one
really compares to them in the power of their malevolence. Hard as it
is to face, more and more Al Qaeda members are reluctantly
beginning to admit it."

The obvious policy conclusion has been stated in the latest and shortest
video ever from Osama Bin Laden. "Four more years!"

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This article looks a bit suspect to me. The Cairo dateline and the quote from a named psychiatrist at Johns Hopkins University seem incongruous. Of course, it would not be difficult to trace John Blodgett to see if he's real and to query him to see if he really was quoted. Also the copyright notice "GWB Press" doesn't sound like a credible source.

Thoughts?

Had we put 100,000 troops into the original war, the only one sanctioned by the world at large and the vast majority of Americans, we would have done much more to catch the leaders of Al Qaidia, learned of their network of operatives and alliances, and brought stability to the country outside of a small region around the capital, Kabul.

But Bush didn't do this. He didn't make Al Qaida priority #1 our or national security. Instead he decided to play General and start a diversionary war in Iraq that will do nothing to weaken Al Qaidia -- in fact it has only done the opposite.

To put it another way, don't whack the hornet's nest unless you're prepared to deal with the hornets. Bush whacked the hornet's nest and then for some damn fool reason decided to start chasing the gopher instead.

Is it any wonder he's getting stung all over? Idiot!

This article doesn't seem to be very accurate, though I wish it was true. For one thing, where'd the author get a hold of bin Laden's latest and shortest video, when he allegedly said, "Four more years!"
Along with other suspect clauses mentioned above. Don't you guys check the validity of your authors? This guy appears to have made this up!

It's a Joke...It's a Joke.....The Internet has turned so negative since Bush stole the election,we did some humor!!

Are you guys genuinely so profoundly intellectually retarded that you couldn't immediately recognise this as a joke?

If so, I'm curious: how on Earth have you learned how to use a computer? I'm actually surprised that you are capable of breathing, to be honest.

"stole election". What a creative article....

At least some liberals can be creative with their Bush-bashing I guess.

Wouldn't it be great if John Kerry was President and we got to rely on our great friends Spain & France?

America has been royally fucked by the Bush family. Again!

Hey, NYC is gonna be full up a'Republicans the end of August '04.

OOOOH Ooh Ooh

We know just how to treat Right-Wingers in Nueva Rock Citee. Watch.

Like Ed Koch says, "Make Slice!!" (Fuck Ed Koch)

Slice'n'dice The Right. Yeah.

Be there.

Libertarians believe in...

1) Abolishing the UCMJ. No one in the US military should be ever be charged with desertion, insubordination, disobeying orders or conduct unbecoming an officer.

2) No laws against libel, slander, perjury or conspiracy to commit murder. "Unrestricted freedom of speech" means "unrestricted freedom of speech", right? (or are there reasonable restrictions to "unrestriced" free speech?).

3) No "secrets" in Gov't. Let the whole world know all our military secrets, names and addresses of all overseas intelligence agents and informants, locations of all our submarines, ongoing plans for military actions during war - EVERYTHING should be accessible to the public. Only AFTER it has been proven (in open court) that such information caused military failures or spies to be killed should the person responsible for publishing that information be punished.

4) Allowing sociopaths, children in school, felons, accused murderers and prisoners to carry firearms wherever they want in public or on Gov't property - NO ONE should ever have their RKBA restricted by "any level of Gov't".

5) No laws against driving while intoxicated, stoned or high on drugs. Drunk drivers should only be prosecuted AFTER they kill your family. Drinking a fifth of Jack while driving is your RIGHT.

6) No mandatory taxes of any kind. No income tax, no sales tax, no property tax - NO money should ever be "forcibly" taken from anyone by the Gov't. Gov't and the military should be funded purely on voluntary donations.

7) Giving back all the land to the Indians. Yep, let's restore all property rights back to the Indians.

8) Erasing our National Borders, abolishing the Border Patrol and giving any and all lazy, worthless, AIDS/Hepatitis/TB-infected soon-to-be-criminal social-parasite-scumbag who can make to across our border a full welcome and acceptance into our already over-diseased prison-bloating society. And to ensure that Gov't welfare is eliminated, full amnesty should be granted to the millions of illegal aliens already here - so they can all start voting even more Libertarians into office - to continue cutting out all their welfare benefits.

9) Allowing businesses and individuals to freely dump any and all toxic pollutants into the water, ground and air. NO gov't regulations or standards for water or air quality. Cyanide, lead, arsenic, mercury, sludge, radioactive wastes... they're legally allowed to dump it all anywhere in any amounts. If you're poisoned by toxic wastes - then YOU have to sue the company yourself for damages.

10) Letting the Gov't restrict a business's "free speech" when it comes to advertising. There should be no laws against a company dumping toxic wastes into a river but there should be plenty of laws against a company using "false-advertising".

11) Abolishing all food-quality standards, eliminating the FDA, doing away with public health inspectors and getting rid of resturaunt licenses and OSHA regulations. Typhoid Mary was wrongfully penalized by oppressive gov't regulations which restricted her freedom to work in her chosen profession.

12) No limits or restrictions on drug sales or use - even for kids. Let the pushers give away "free samples" to kids at the malls or in schools. Let the junkies roam the streets selling crack, heroin, pot, LSD, XTC, meth and any and all other drugs. Let companies even put drugs into food products and not tell the consumers. No limitations of ANY kind.

13) Legalizing the solicitation, production, sale and distribution of kiddie porn.

14) Legalizing prostitution, yes even "voluntary" child-prostitution. "ALL" laws restricting the voluntary exchange of services regarding human sexuality should be repealed.

15) No laws against insider trading. Enron executives were victims of gov't oppression.
The stock market should be more like a craps game with crooked dice.

16) Doing away with requirements that children of all ages attend school and believe instead that kids at any age should be allowed to work at any job and at any pay rate for which they are able to negotiate.

17) Letting all currently institutionalized sociopaths, schizophrenics, demented, senile, insane and severely-retarded psychiatric patients free to roam the streets. NO ONE should ever be involuntarily committed to a pyschiatric institution.

18) Allowing any and all third-world nations and non-governmental terrorist organizations to acquire and stockpile nuclear, biological and chemical weapons. Our vital national interests end at our border. Unless and until they begin striking American cities, it's none of our business to interfere in the affairs of any other foreign entity in the world.

19) Allowing accused murderers standing trial to retain "FULL" individual rights including the right to freely travel (even out of the country) and the RKBA even while in custody.

20) No public zoning laws or business licenses. Put up a gas station in your garage. Open a brothel/bar/crack-house in your home. Turn your 2-story home in the middle of your subdivision into 5-story apartment and deli. No restrictions. No licenses. If anyone doesn't like living right next to your new poultry farm, they can try to take you to court... or move.

Libertarianism + Laissez Faire = Insanity

the 'bertis' got some mental growin to do