Libertarian 's Ross Withdraws From Governor 's Race : AZ IMC

Former Libertarian candidate M. Ross announced Monday he is withdrawing from the governor's race because it appears he cannot win the Libertarian nomination.

Winning the Libertarian primary "realistically appears out of reach," said Ross.

"Many of my traditional supporters, especially in the business, women's rights and gun-owner communities, have failed to step forward to help me as they have in the past," Ross said in a statement.

"Many have simply written off the governor's race and ceded it to the incumbent. As a pro-choice Libertarian who supports individual rights for all Americans, including gay Americans, I cannot overcome the far right's dominance of the Libertarian Party without adequate support from these communities."

Say it ain't so, Mike!

The previous Libertarian candidate for Governor throws support to the next Governor,the Great Krazy Bill. When he takes office next January 8th,his first action will be to open the Borders,with free flowing of Pot,and everybody that voted for KB will receive a free bale of Pot.

I have not made any announcements to the pubic saying that I am even in the governor’s race, much less that I am dropping out of it.

Mike Ross today released a statement giving several reasons for his abrupt withdrawal from the race for Governor. "Well, for one thing, I hate all pigs...er..cops, so when their union offered support, what could I do? And then I got a call from the firemen. Those guys are always bragging about how dangerous their jobs are, then they go and spend offduty time hanging around farm animals. So, screw them, too."

The final straw, said Ross was "that if I was elected Governor I'd have to check my own handgun in at the state capitol every day. What's the point of being governor if you can't lock and loan in your own friggin' office."

Ross said that his current plans include continuing to keep the streets and public buses safe for libertarianism and the free market. Someone's got to damn well do it," Ross stated.

Ross directed further questions to former campaign manager Mr. Liberal, who said "Sorry, no more questions at this time. It's dinner time."

What!? At long last we have a candidate for governor unafraid to boldly speak out where no candidate has spoken before --- and he drops out of the race? No way. I say Force Ross To Run! We need his clear vision to run this great state.

So, fellow Arizonans, please go to http://www.petitiononline.com and sign the "Force Ross To Run" petition. Do it now -- the future of this great state is at stake!! You CAN make a difference...

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Mike Ross, former candidate for Arizona State Governor decided his new project would be the purchase of an SUV. He said despite having very little money, it's worth it to him. Some say he's purchasing the vehicle to anger recent nemisis, "Mr. Liberal".

"Well, no, see, I'm not pickin' on the guy," Ross stated when questioned about his motivations. He continued, "But when Mr. Liberal makes up lies about me and says things like, 'Sheriff Joe is going to arrest me', or that I am wanted by the secect service, or that I am concerned about lambs that have sex with firemen in Mesa, or that I am sleeping with the folks that run indymedia, or that I hate the police, or that I am on sort of government welfare program and collecting government checks that pisses me off." He said he's not using government checks or welfare to purchase his SUV, which is actually a used vehicle.

Ross's main obstacle, aside from finances, is that he is opposed to being compelled to have a driver's license. "I have to find someone who will drive it to my parking spot, because I refuse to get a license."

"As long as he's not driving it, I couldn't care less," Rich, aka Mr. Liberal responded. "I'm just sick of him pretending he's a journalist and all he does is copies and pastes. So I have to go in and spam the shit out of Arizona Indymedia so that he'll stop." When asked if it has had any impact on Ross' posts, who posts as "nobody," he admits that it hasn't.

A regular user of indymedia services said they're both a nuisance. "I secretly hope that Mike Ross's purchase of an SUV makes Mr. Liberal spontaneously implode and keeps 'nobody' busy for a while."

The Bimbos on Ch 11 already reported that un-licensed Mike Ross rolled over his new SUV speeding down 35Th Av in West Phoenix. When approached by Phoenix cops,he said "F*ck You...F*ck You....F*ck You" and ran down McDowell looking for cover.

Breaking news at 10PM:Where is Ross? Our Helicopters will look for him.

Breaking news at 6PM on CH 15:Al-Queda is planning damage to Arizona.Is 'Nobody' part of this?

In further interviews with Ross about his SUV purchase he stated that not only was the buying the vehicle important, but that also, he wanted to "show the government goons and jack booted thugs- that want to kick down your door.... for not paying taxes and showing your identification" that he was a force to be reckoned with. Interviewing Ross became a task because each time the reporters around him stepped into hear Ross’s responses he then took a step away.

Controversy over Mike Ross's run for governor and his avowed atheism has reached the highest level. When contacted for a response, God (the christian one) stated, "Mike Ross doesn't believe in me? Big whoop. I don't believe in *him.* And, should he decide to re-enter the race, I will urge all of my east valley constituents to vote against him."

Satan was quail hunting with Dick Cheney and could not be reached for comment.

this has gotten really silly!!!

Announced on top of the hour news,Sheriff Joe WILL NOT run for Governor in the next election.

What is it that within 48 hours,both M.Ross & Sheriff Joe announcing they are not running for Governor?

Is there a payoff from Gov. Janet? Or is M.R. in bed with Sheriff Joe? AZ IMC Investigate Journalism is needed!