Urban Legend No. 57428: Conscience of a Conservative : AZ IMC

The conservative traveling town-hall carnival has come to my neck of the woods. Not since the construction of Roosevelt Dam have so many jackasses been herded so closely together in such an organized manner.

Today there will be two gatherings. At nine o'clock in the morning, professional protestors will descend upon the office of Democrat Harry Mitchell. It was tempting, the idea of experiencing political thuggery at its ugliest, but my principles are keeping me away.

My views don't matter to Harry because he isn't my Congressman. Republican John Shadegg is. His town-hall meeting is to be held at 11:30 a.m. just a few miles from the spot where Harry will be harrassed. Both will be graced by the presence of an insurance-industry-backed lobbying group called "Americans for Prosperity".

This is the outfit that is comparing the Obama health care plan (whatever that might be, since Congress hasn't produced one yet) to the Holocaust. These are the people who have told their rent-a-mouths to "put the fear of God" into Democratic representatives, even if they have to be shipped in from out of state to do so.

In other words, these are not rational people. In spirit, they are no different from that twisted religious cult from Kansas that went around protesting the funerals of soldiers because God killed them on account of He hates gays. Makes sense to some. I would sooner attend a Klan rally than be in the presence of such truly sick people.

It might be a different story if they had a point, but they don't. Between seniors on Medicare (39.5 million Americans), civilian federal employees (1.8 million), our military personnel (2.66 million strong), kids on SCHIP (about 7.5 million) and federal prisoners (206,576 of them), we already have as many folks receiving government health care as we have without any health insurance at all...

Which means that we're already halfway through the Holocaust! Why, it's been taking place for years now, including the 12 consecutive years that the U.S. House of Representatives was controlled by the GOP. Heck, the most conservative president we've ever had in the White House watched it happen right under his powdery nose. And what did they say then?

So, when you see the footage of these right-wing lunatics disrupting the machinations of democracy, you understand that they aren't doing it out of love for their country. They're doing it out of hatred for Barack Obama. Why else would they compare him to the most extreme embodiment of evil in our time, Adolph Hitler?

In doing so, especially here in Arizona, they have relegated the greatest works and ideals of a true conservative, Barry Goldwater, to the children's fiction shelf in our national library. The conscience of today's conservatives is a fairy tale without a moral.

Sorry Heller, you are one stupid progressive liar. What you see is conservative America fixing to kick the asses of mouth breathing morons like you. LOL, professional protesters my ass. Code pink wasn't there, Raging Grannies was not there, UFPJ was not there, SDS was not there ANSWER was not there. Those are your professional protesters and all are progressives. That you would call these folks showing up at the Town Hall meetings professional protesters shows just how out of touch progressive assholes like you are. The silent majority is silent no more.